What’s cooler than cold?

"I am forwarding this to your personal email in the hopes that you receive the answer you think you need. Your work email address bounced back. 
I have been legally divorced in the USA for well over a year. I do not think I can give you the closure, answers, or assistance you need to get your personal matters in order.”
—- me to my ex husband 5 minutes ago who wont stop trying to reach out to me. 
It’s been a looooOOOOOooooooOOOng recovery from that painful part of my life. 
What in the actual fuck are these. OH HAI. IM HERE TO CHANGE YOUR BED PAN AND THEN CLEAN YOU. 

Get it? 

This morning I awoke to the desire to fucking finally pull the trigger and get oly lifters. I have avoided it for a year because I never ever in my life thought I would ever enjoy weight lifting enough to buy special shoes. 

And here I am. Just as dumb as a hoe. Trying to PR over over in some NSFWeightlifting shoes. 
I narrowed it down to 3 that I really asked around about, researched, and saw the “serious” lifters wearing. At the end, #1 and #2 choices were out so I decided, eff it. If i dont get one TUHDAY this will never happen. 

So I got these. 

Im kidding. Not that these wouldnt be perfectly suitable for someone else, just not me…. I got some reebok lifters because whatever. You cant stop progress! (Muriels Wedding. The dad. Anyone? Anyone?????) 
So I called Road Runner sports to see if they had them in stock — thats how badly I wanted to hurry up and get them on my feet so I can sit around and rest day in them….. but the guy who answered said, “We dont have them” hold up. back up. wait. 
He was RUDE AS FUCK. 
So he can suck it anyway and Al Bundy a bunch of feet all day then. (I once was al bundy so I can say that. Only it wasnt sexy lifting shoes, it was orthopaedic foot care shoes that I placed on the swollen pegs of senior citizens #stayinschoolkids) 

Aaaaaaanyways. I ordered them and I cannot wait for them to be on my feet to bring the balance in my snatch balance… 
Good Day. 

What in the actual fuck are these. OH HAI. IM HERE TO CHANGE YOUR BED PAN AND THEN CLEAN YOU. 

Get it? 

This morning I awoke to the desire to fucking finally pull the trigger and get oly lifters. I have avoided it for a year because I never ever in my life thought I would ever enjoy weight lifting enough to buy special shoes. 

And here I am. Just as dumb as a hoe. Trying to PR over over in some NSFWeightlifting shoes. 

I narrowed it down to 3 that I really asked around about, researched, and saw the “serious” lifters wearing. At the end, #1 and #2 choices were out so I decided, eff it. If i dont get one TUHDAY this will never happen. 

So I got these. 

Im kidding. Not that these wouldnt be perfectly suitable for someone else, just not me…. I got some reebok lifters because whatever. You cant stop progress! (Muriels Wedding. The dad. Anyone? Anyone?????) 

So I called Road Runner sports to see if they had them in stock — thats how badly I wanted to hurry up and get them on my feet so I can sit around and rest day in them….. but the guy who answered said, “We dont have them” hold up. back up. wait. 

He was RUDE AS FUCK. 

So he can suck it anyway and Al Bundy a bunch of feet all day then. (I once was al bundy so I can say that. Only it wasnt sexy lifting shoes, it was orthopaedic foot care shoes that I placed on the swollen pegs of senior citizens #stayinschoolkids) 

Aaaaaaanyways. I ordered them and I cannot wait for them to be on my feet to bring the balance in my snatch balance… 

Good Day. 

Important Announcement to Make

I will be turning this blog into a blog that is 39% crossfit and health and diet blah blah and the other 100% about life and general rants. You good with this? Imma about to turn this blog into something more than crossfit. you good with that? Imma about to take your man. You good with that? Just kidding. Hey remember that meme thingy with that wack ass hoe threatening girls in order to get them to want to go to the gym? hahah. How long have I been out? Yikes. Was that 15 years ago? Either way, be prepared. The handle might change. But the attitude wont. And my love for crossfit shant die. ever. But I have other life things happening and sometimes I want to write about other things. Someone find that picture im talking about so you can drive me crazy with fire.